Two posts in one day? Whaaaaaaaa? Haha, don't get used to it. However, I had such a fabulous first day with my keto CWOE that I wanted to check in because I'm actually feeling even more confident about my decision at this point, which is craziness to me. I stuck to my planned meals--a three-egg … Continue reading Day one of keto update
You guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys. I fucking jacked my back a week ago and today is the first day it's mostly not hurting instead of mostly not not hurting. And that sentence is apparently what you get when I take a few days off from writing. When the wee folk were toddlers and I had my first CT … Continue reading Getting “old” is the dickens, man
MY PEOPLE! I'm super stoked to announce that my Patreon is up and running and the entire first installment of my post-apocalyptic sci-fi short story series is posted and ready for consumption! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Okay, here are the deets: Can I read your short stories for free? No, you may not! You may read the preview … Continue reading It’s a GO!
MY PEOPLE! Did you read my short story preview? Because you should totally read my short story preview. And then share it with your friends and family! And then get excited that I'm nearly finished with the second installment and the official launch date of the series is getting closer! THANKS, BITCHES! ... Why yes, … Continue reading Quick and dirty
Holy shit, it's TOMORROW. Okay, dudes, here's the deal. This preview is a decent portion of the first installment of the short story series I'm writing that, beginning sometime next month, will be available essentially via subscription by becoming a patron of my Patreon account. Patreon is a fantastic site and service that allows individuals … Continue reading SHORT STORY PREVIEW: “The Barn”
People. I put that shit in ALL CAPS. Did you notice? GOOD! It's because I'm super fucking stoked and also more than a little terrified to announce that I will be sharing a teaser from the first installment of my short story series here on Toads and Goblins, as well as on the Facebook page, … Continue reading SHORT STORY SERIES UPDATE!
So. Dudes. I did it. I created a Facebook page for the blog. Wah-wah. But seriously, I kind of had to. Survival instinct and all that. Even though dozens of fabulously lovely people have subscribed to the blog, my views dropped off a damn cliff once I was no longer also sharing my posts to … Continue reading The game–you must play it, dammit!
So, I'm not really a schedule type person. They annoy me greatly, in fact. I despise having to be somewhere at a certain time or having to produce something on a certain timeline. It makes me extraordinarily fussy. Which, of course, makes things super obnoxious for the people who have to interact with me on … Continue reading Little wins
No, we're not building castles in the sky, for those about to ask. What we ARE doing is spending, like, at least 48 hours SANS CHILDREN. I know, I know, I KNOW. This is thanks to my awesome and amazing in-laws, who consistently go wayyyyyyyy above and beyond when it comes to, well, everything really, … Continue reading Just the two of us…